to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town"

Report to the Pole - you'd better be quick! We need a replacement for good old Saint Nick Santa Claus is calling in sick! You need a strong back to carry the sack To handle the reindeer you just need the knack Santa Claus is calling in sick! He's got a raging fever He's really feeling bad But you're a True Believer - you're the best we ever had! Here's Prancer and Dancer - they're raring to go Here's Donner and Blitzen (That's German, you know!) Santa Claus is calling in sick! Report to the Pole - you'd better be quick! We need a replacement for good old Saint Nick Santa Claus is calling - Santa Claus is calling - Santa Claus is calling in sick!