Emperor_Ultimate bangs around inside a file cabinet. Finally a small, smug cat bangs on the side, which opens a drawer and lets him leap out. Emperor_Ultimate has arrived. Nikon's in a little town called Winona. Pop. 1000 Emperor_Ultimate looks around, dismissing his servant. he looks at the people, "You may rise." Shadow facepaws. Argon blinks You raise your eyes to gaze upon His Royal Highness, The Infinitely Powerful, All Knowing, All Seeing, Ultimate Master of The Universe, His Majesty, Emperor_Ultimate. The most powerful, Most Intelligent, Most desired creature in Existence. Surrounded by an aura of irresistible power and infinite wisdom, His Majesty is, as you would expect being the Master of the Universe, the dominant species, A Fox But not just any Fox, His Highness is almost impossibly handsome, His fur thick and lush, very soft, although a mere Serf such as you will never get close enough to touch him. His ears are up and alert, the pink interiors open and not missing a word. His bright green eyes gaze upon you with boredom, briefly brushing over you and then dismissing you easily. His snout is long and tapered his mouth opens briefly to show you his sharp teeth. His arms are huge. Powerfully muscled, as is the rest of his body. He is dressed in a tight fitting shirt, open halfway, to expose his broad chest. Revealing a jeweled pendent on a thin golden chain which glows with a color out of space. He wears tight leather pants, fitting snuggly over his muscular legs. You find your eyes irresistibly drawn between them to the large bulge between at his groin. A black chain holds his pants, with a fastener made of solid gold. His majesty's family crest emblazoned upon it. He wears thick black boots. Highly polished, the soles are thick and covered with deep sharp studs. His Royal Highness, The Infinitely Powerful, All Knowing, All Seeing, Ultimate Master of The Universe, His Majesty, Emperor _Ultimate carries several items to enforce his rule, The Sword of Justice, The Dagger of Unerring Accuracy, and The Lasso of Truth. Standing at 7 and 1/2 feet tall. Your eyes finally rest upon the golden crown he wears upon his head. It's massive weight covered with valuable stones and jewels from across the Universe. Most of which make diamonds and rubies look like Cubic Zirconia in comparison. Realising you are powerless to oppose him, and having no wish to do other than obey his every wish, You grovel upon the ground in front of His Royal Highness, The Infinitely Powerful, All Knowing, All Seeing, Ultimate Master of The Universe, His Majesty, Emperor_Ultimate Carrying: The Lasso of Truth, The Dagger of Unerring Accuracy, The Sword of Justice, Leather Pants, Jeweled Pendant, Royal Shirt, and Crown Emperor_Ultimate proclaims, "Greetings Subjects!" Argon is a noun, thank you. Emperor_Ultimate looks at Nezumi, "Silence, you have not been asked to speak in my presents." Argon says, "Is it Christmas?" Cassie looks around for presents Roofus_roo bangs around inside a file cabinet. Finally a small, smug cat bangs on the side, which opens a drawer and lets Roofus_roo leap out. Roofus_roo has arrived. Nikon says softly, "Presents? Where?" Cassie yips, "I"ve been a veeeeery good fox this year" Emperor_Ultimate proclaims, "You too Horse boy!" Argon says, "Horse boy?" Emperor_Ultimate proclaims, "I have come to see how my subjects here are doing." You give Emperor_Ultimate an acorn! Emperor_Ultimate proclaims, "I wouldn't have come to this slum, except to collect the taxes due me." Cassie yips, "what about the preticates and prepositions?" Nikon is glommed down and swept away by a giant plastic hippopotamus mouth. Nikon has left. Nikon pages, "Need to reboot." to Cassie, Jabari, Roofus_roo and you. Argon says, "Uhm so you are here to collect taxes?" Somewhere on the muck, Nikon has disconnected. Shadow says, "Do you have some new clothes to show off?" Emperor_Ultimate proclaims, "When speaking to me, you will refer to me as His Royal Highness, The Infinitely Powerful, All Knowing, All Seeing, Ultimate Master of The Universe, His Majesty, Emperor_Ultimate." Argon says, "Uh...right." Cassie points to the crazy king fox, Cassie yips, "where did he come from?" Argon says, "I am your King, of course." Emperor_Ultimate proclaims, "Silence fool! Pay no attention to the man behind that curtian!" Nezumi grumps. A bit of an idle. Emperor_Ultimate proclaims, "I have ruled you justly for eons." Crisium blinks. Nezumi blinkblinks, as well. Argon bets he's a Republican. Cassie giggles Emperor_Ultimate proclaims, "I am a Fox of course, the Dominant Species of the Universe." Shadow hmms. "can't say I noticed, Mr, Duke Quintessential." Argon says, "Uhm...ok." Nezumi snickers abit then tends to her juice. Emperor_Ultimate looks at Shadow, "You too are a Fox. I will make you my tax collector here." Nezumi says, "Tax?" Argon chuckles, "As though..." You page, "And you're too shy to do that in public? :)" to Nikon. Emperor_Ultimate proclaims, "Of course, you will pay taxes to be under my all mighty protection." Nikon pages, "i didn't like the windbag." to you. Crisium shrugs a bit, deciding not to ask as it would probably be futile. Nezumi says, "Protection from what, if I may ask?" Shadow says, "You know, collecting's far too much work. I think I'll just scribble down some numbers in the books and hand that in. no sense bothering people." Somewhere on the muck, Nikon has connected. Emperor_Ultimate's eyes begin to glow, "MY WRATH!" Crisium tosses a cashew at Shadow. Nezumi hmms.. "Anyway.. I hope everyone has been well lately." =) Waydya hands Shadow a box of thumb tax. Argon says, "I can give you some old Horseshoes Shadow." Emperor_Ultimate proclaims, "Now that I have appointed a Tax Collector, I will go. You may return to your activities now." The smell of His Majesty's maleness is overpowering if you are if you too are male. His sexual power making you envious, If you are female you find yourself irrisistably aroused. You back away, unable to withstand the powerful phereomes. Emperor_Ultimate lifts his powerful arm, his hand glowing,. Sparks fly from his finger tips as he casually waves, sending those traitors who's attention were not riveted on their Leader to the lower Pits Of Dispair, where they will languish for eternity, Their pain and torture an infinte reminder of their duty to His Royal Highness, The Infinitely Powerful, All Knowing, All Seeing, Ultimate Master of The Universe, His Majesty, Emperor_Ultimate. Jabari is sent home. Jabari has left. Topaz is sent home. Topaz has left. Emperor_Ultimate goes home. Emperor_Ultimate has left.