"I want to tell you a story
of a little man
if I can..."

Pink Floyd: The Gnome


  Or should I say, a little man and his even smaller animals!

This is kind of a vanity page, I actually think anyone besides me would be interested in the history of my MUCKing career and how my various characters came into being! Well, it started in April 88, I had been following the online comic Kevin and Kell for a while and had several interesting discussions on the related mailing list. Life was good, but it was going to get better! Anyhow, some of the people on that list (as on most other lists I guess) have accounts on different free email servers which have a habit of adding a stupid slogan at the bottom of each message they handle - including Yahoo which IMHO has the stupidest slogan of them all: "Do you Yahoo?" One day I was answering a message from a Yahoo user I got an even stupider idea: To answer the slogan as if it was part of the message! So I left that part of the quoted text in, and added under it: "No, but Swift says I am one!" I was of course (?) referring to Jonathan Swift and his "Gulliver's Travels" (which, to the uninitiated, features a primitive humanoid race called yahoos), but some other list member read it a different way and asked if I was on FurryMuck! Turned out that he knew a character called Swift there (a tiger BTW) and wondered if I knew him too! This little mistake made me think about FM, which IIRC I had heard a bit about earlier and decided I had to check out some day, and make another decision that the time had come. After some snooping around and a few hints (I think, my mail from that period has been lost) I found the legendary place where all those strange animals hang out. I managed to get on (using telnet), and after a brief visit as a guest I decided to make the big jump. By this time I had already started thinking about what kind of character I would play, and that part is vaguely interesting too. As part of my preparations I had explored the furry archives at Yerf, and one character I found particularly interesting was the mutt called Shenandoah. In the comments to one of her pictures her player had made a remark about how she had "imported" Shen to FM because there was (according to her) a shortage of dogs there. So I decided to be a dog, but what kind? In real life I'm pretty big and heavy (no, there isn't a comma missing there!), so I decided to try something new and be small and light. Of course the world's smallest dog race is the chihuahua, and so a few days later Yip saw the light of day. It didn't take Yip long to find out that people in his new homeworld were thinking of chihuahuas in a slightly different way. People were talking to him in Spanish, that was kind of understandable, but many of them were repeating the same line as well - "Ya quiero Taco Bell!" When I finally got around to asking one of them, he explained about the Taco Bell commercials that probably all Americans know about. Figuring this could become a bit tiresome in the long run (particularly with Yip's short legs), I created my first button as soon as I had learned how to create and describe objects. (This is also how Yip got the nickname - as soon as I had learned about that - "The Taco Bell hater"...) Yip later got a home and some friends and neighbours, and had various adventures some of which you can read about in my logs (he even met his "conceptual mother" Shenandoah once) but this is supposed to be about how my characters got started, so I'll move on to the next...


One fine day on FurryMuck (where else?) Yip was idly scanning the bulletin board when I noticed an announcement about a different MUCK. So there were more of those things out there? I decided to check out the new address, and that was my first visit to Toon Furr and Fluff. I didn't join there that day or any of the immediately following though - but I came back as a guest at least once, and the last time I spent some time chatting with some residents and playing with a "magical" object of the kind I later got to know as TRaM devices. This one, which was called the Randomizer, had a number of different identities it could turn users into, and one special thing about it was that it worked on guests too! One of the identities was particularly cool, and when one of the wizards asked me again if I wanted a character I decided to join the locals as a dark coyote. Then a punny name popped into my head, and I registered as Huwuda (full name Huwuda Guest). Seconds later I was connected as both Guest1 and Huwuda, and I had been thinking about finding a way to just copy the description stuff from one to the other, but before I could explain what I wanted the morph wore off, and I had to start experimenting with the Randomizer again. And that's why Huwuda had so many morphs - I decided to keep some of the others I came across on my way to the coyote as well! To sidetrack a bit, I mentioned Yip getting friends and neighbours. One of them will always be a bit special to him because he joined the MUCK a few days after me, more or less because of what I had been writing about my experiences on the K&K mailing list! After I got settled on TF&F I told him about the new place and persuaded him to come over for a look, and soon he had a character there too. And when he got a house, Huwuda moved into the basement, as i figured that a dark coyote would want a dark mysterious place to live. The main reason I mention this friend here is that he was kind of instrumental in the creation of my next character, but first a little interlude that is kind of a prologue for the next chapter...
Another fine day back on FurryMuck someone posted a message on the bulletin board that wasn't just an announcement of one MUCK but a list of several different ones. I pointed this out to my friend and suggested we go through the list from opposite ends (but at least I ended up doing the whole list anyway). As I started at the top of the alphabetic list, the first place I visited was African Tails. Now this was something different - a Lion King related MUCK where players were only allowed to be non- antropomoph African animals, and role playing had become an art. And to help players pick African sounding names there was even an online Swahili dictionary. I started thinking new characters again and checked some words I thought would be appropriate for an African predator. Most of the ones I thought of had been thought of by someone else, but when I looked up "brave" the dictionary returned four different words, and only one - Jasiri - was used as a name at the time. Furthermore, one of the words still available as a name - Jabari - resembled it so much that I started wondering if those two could be siblings. Later I found out (with the help of some nice lion (?) I can't remember the name of) that Jasiri hadn't been very active and seemed to have left for good, so there was another still- born idea of mine. But now I had a left over name that I eventually took elsewhere... In fact, several elsewheres. I was still going through the list of MUCKs and found most of them to be pretty small and quiet at least when I was there.One fine day I came to FurryFaire, which turned out to be another serious roleplaying MUCK with a somewhat looser theme of medieval fantasy. I hadn't originally intended to get a character there, but had some trouble getting in as a guest because this is one of the few (?) MUCKs where guests have to ask a wizard or helpstaff to let them in. On my first visit there was noone around, when I returned a few days later there was one with the power to handle guests, but when I (and another guest who came by) had waited several minutes for him to ignore a page, I decided to try a different approach. A bit of snooping around revealed that this MUCK had automatic character registration, so I decided it would be easier to register just to take a look around! And since I had a name left over, this became the first Jabari. Who turned out to be rather shortlived as far as playing time was concerned. Sure, the first evening I spent in the tavern was an interesting experience that made me want to stay, but after a while it got less intersting, partly because the place was most active around 3-4 AM Norwegian time! (This is a problem with many small/medium MUCKs for us Europeans by the way. Seems most MUCKers are still Americans...) Now we return to my (Yip's) friend and neighbour. I had invited him over to TF&F, where he had decided to stay too, and one day it was his turn to return the favour! During a lull he told me that a friend of his (and (more or less) mine) from FM had become a wizard on a new small MUCK, and had invited him over. And then he invited me - to Fuzzy Logic (not to be confused with the net zine of the same name!), where I didn't have to make a choice about staying - as soon as I connected as Guest1 our wizard friend paged me and asked who I was, and as soon as I had identified myself as (the player of) the only character of mine he knew (from FM), he created a character named Yip without waiting for me to ask for one! So you can say I was sort of shanghaied there, but decided to stay - but not as Yip. Finding that I needed a new identity in a hurry I did something I had never done before or since - I cloned a character. More precisely, I copied Jabari's description from FurryFaire and changed my new character's name to Jabari. And so this became the first active version of the "brave" lion... Later on Jabari moved again, but that is a different story that will have to wait for the sake of chronology...
A number of things happened that led up to the next couple of big changes. There was a place on TF&F called Squirrel City, which was kind of supposed to be off limits for nonsciurine characters (non-squirrels). To help visitors fit in and get around the regulations there was a kind of TRaM device (which actually was neither temporary or random) called a Squirrel Drone Generator or something, which would transform the user into something squirrel-like (The IC explanation was that the user's body got stored in a safe place while his/her mind got connected to a mechanical device that looked like a squirrel). One day Huwuda was playing with this he came up with a description I liked, so he did as other characters of mine had done before and converted it into a zombie. (Actually I made a mistake and lost the original description, so I had to use the machine again to come up with another I think was slighty different...) One major change I made to the description was to change the "drone" from a neuter to a female. And of course she needed a name to kind of match her master's, and this is how I came up with Waydya (Way'd'ya do that? or some- thing). Waydya did become pretty active in some miniplots, but I never really thought of making her an alt. In fact, I was contemplating a quite different character - and building a tree for Waydya to live in (figuring Huwuda's dark cave/basement was no place for her) - when disaster struck. One day I couldn't connect to TF&F. That kind of thing happens with MUCKs now and then, but this time the problem persisted. Finally it turned out to be much more serious than the usual. Somehow (and there's been enough speculation about the causes as it is, I think) the whole server had been wiped out, including the backups of the TF&F database. After a while most of the toons, furrs and fluffs got together and started building a new MUCK from scratch - SpinDizzy. Many of the returning people chose to recreate their old characters, but I decided it was time for a change, and I had become kind of tired of being dark, so instead of reviving (or rather cloning?) Huwuda I promoted Waydya to a player char- acter. Of course I had to give her a new description from scratch as the old one had been lost. (The Drone Machine had been lost too; it (and Squirrel City) has been rebuilt but the last time I checked it didn't work yet. Oh well.)
Back to someone who has had most of his story told already. After several months on FL both Jabari and I found that we didn't enjoy it as much as we used to, and one fine day I made the big decision to move him again - to Spindizzy, to become Waydya's alt. I started packing up all his creations and caused a very small altercation by announcing my decision on the mailing list the MUCK had back then. So now I have two builders on SpinDizzy and a small dog on FurryMuck - plus some other characters here and there, but their identity (as mine) is only known to a select few, so obviously I can't tell you all their secrets here...

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