© 1998 Ragnar Fyri (and Yip). All rights reserved.
Skunkie is the newest and last of Yip's neighbours on FurryMUCK - when she
and her friend Nikon came along there was only one vacancy left on the
second floor of Storm Tower, so Nikon claimed that one [That is, she signed
a contract... *ahem!*] and Skunkie moved in with her the next day.
(This was before the December 98 idle purge. Looks like we had some pretty comatose neighbours, as there are a couple of vacancies again...)
Here's a couple of song fragments inspired by (maybe even about) The Lady in Black and White (Skunkie's nickname, though she isn't really black and white for the time being... long story. Ask her! [Even better, read all about it on her new (Feb 99) website!) The first one appears in her pinfo and was kind of co-written to the tune of Aqua's Barbie Girl:
I'm a furry girl in a furry world The name is Skunkie Don't say I'm funky! She's a little skunk with a lot of spunk If you don't love'er you'll get a shower - Phew!
Fortunately she's easy to love, but if you're feeling masochistic make sure
to ask for a demonstration of her "skunk actions"!
*Ahem* To continue with the songs, the next is written to the tune of Minnie the Moocher:
Furs, let me tell you 'bout Skunkie the Smeller her player's quite a storyteller When she gets angry she can spray without fail but Skunkie's got a patience as long as her tail! Hidey hidey hidey hi (Hidey hidey hidey hi) Hidee hidee hidee hee (Hidee hidee hidee hee) Hody hody hody ho (Hody hody hody ho) Yes Skunkie's got a patience as long as her tail!
Okay, more or less that tune then. Hey, I've only heard parts of it twice!
Anyone got a complete recording?
Finally (for now anyway) a little fragment to the tune of She's not There:
They didn't tell me about her - that she was mad They didn't tell me about her - or what a day she'd had But it's too late to say you're sorry when the skunk's getting ready to spray! Then you only have one option: RUN AWAY!!!! Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked the way she acted, the colours of her fur She is a skunky miss a Mephit Mephitis Don't mess with her! They didn't warn me about her - that she could spray They didn't warn me about her - that stain is here to stay And it's too late to say you're sorry when the skunk's getting ready to spray! Then you only have one option: RUN AWAY!!!! Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked the way she acted, the colours of her fur She is a skunky miss a Mephit Mephitis Don't mess with her!
(I won't. How about you? :P)