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So! You want to buy a typewriter? Make sure you get the best! Before you sign the contract you should make one final test: You just grab a piece of paper (and ignore the salesman's hype) feed the paper through the roller sit yourself right down and type: :/:The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog:/: The Fox Is Hyperactive But The Dog Sleeps Like A Log; The Quick Brown Fox Jumps - Over The Lazy Dog! Now if you've got an office you may need a secretary. She may be quite a weirdo she may be quite ordinary. But don't ask her where she came from or to where she wants to go - If you know that she can type then that is all you need to know! :/:The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog:/: The Dog Just Wants To Sleep All Day the Fox Prefers To Jog; The Quick Brown Fox Jumps - Over The Lazy Dog!
(A little weirdness: In the second line of the chorus - right after the
repeating line - the vocalist is supposed to sing what it says
chorus sings the same as before (The Quick Brown Fox etc.). I think that
would actually work.)
(Another thing that could work is using typewriter sounds in the music.)
Or how about a Norwegian chorus for a change!
:/:En Rask Brun Rev sprang over Den Late Hund:/: For Reven den var aktiv selv når Passopp tok en blund! En Rask Brun Rev sprang - over Den Late Hund!