A little wordplay to the tune
(and more or less the words)
of "Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner"

Maybe it's because I'm a launderer I'd love to wash your clothes Maybe it's because I'm a launderer that I think of you when I'm with the goats (!) I'll get this dirty feeling outside of me wherever I may roam Maybe it's because I'm a launderer The laundry is my home!