Master Bruin is a bear, and he is big and strong,
but I honestly don't think he's gonna last for long.
He's been living in our zoo for over twenty years,
if I told you all about him you'd be bored to tears!

  He's a kodiak - he ain't gonna hunt no more, no more, no more, no more!
  He's a kodiak - he ain't gonna hunt no more!

It's been said he's from Alaska, and I'll never know,
but they tell me that he used to run a one-man show.
He would play before some caribous inside a fence
to make certain that he had a captive audience!

  He's a kodiak - he ain't gonna hunt no more, no more, no more, no more!
  He's a kodiak - he ain't gonna hunt no more!

He's the Grand Master of slapstick, he knows every stunt
(Only thing he doesn't know is how to track and hunt!)
He's the kind of entertainer everybody loves
Kevin Costner wasn't born when Bruin "danced with wolves"!

  He's a kodiak - he ain't gonna hunt no more, no more, no more, no more!
  He's a kodiak - he ain't gonna hunt no more!
  ain't gonna hunt no more...
    ain't gonna hunt no more...
      ain't gonna hunt no more...