Going with the Florence

Meet a friendly Bowman's wolf by name of Florence Ambrose. Currently she plys her trade in places only Sam knows. She may be a little lost in 1.0 G but she's quite a dancer under microgravity! Be...cause... she's... going with the Flo Going with the flow Going with the FLO-FLOW! She's going with the Flo Going with the flow Going with the FLO-FLOW! All... say... "DOGGIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" Skip around and hop around and skid around the bend Hit the ceiling, hit the floor and here she comes again! (When) up is down and down is up she knows to make the switch. There's no doubt about it, she is quite a bouncy bi-("DOGGIE!") Going with the Flo Going with the flow Going with the FLO-FLOW! She's going with the Flo Going with the flow Going with the FLO-FLOW! (*repeat chorus at increasing speed until chaos ensues*) She's... going... with... the... (hymnlike:) Flo-o-o-o-o-rence!

And with that I hereby claim the dubious honour of being the first to use the word "microgravity" in a song!
So what's it all about then? The best way to find out is to read the webcomic Freefall. The rest of this is written assuming out have.
This song came into being during the late 800s of the series (refering to the episode numbers), when we found out how graceful Flo can be in wightlessness, or microgravity as it seems to be called these days. Various jokes about her "going with the Flo" ensued, leading to this song.

Oh yes, and at the end of the second verse the chorus is supposed to interrupt the lead singer. ;)

A few episodes later there was a little incident when Sam, needing something to hold onto during an acelleration, grabbed hold of Florence's ear. Needless to say, she didn't like that. Her reaction, which can be seen in episode 902, inspired the following little ditty.

Blow the Sam down

to the tune of "Blow the man down"

He needed a handhold and reached for my ear So - I - blow the Sam down The source of my ire is perfectly clear So I inhale and blow the Sam down Now - I - blow the Sam down! How - I - blow the Sam down! The source of my ire is perfectly clear So I inhale and blow the Sam down! I am a descendant of that Big Bad Wuff So - I - blow the Sam down I'll teach him to not mess around with my stuff So I inhale and blow the Sam down Now - I - blow the Sam down! How - I - blow the Sam down! I'll teach him to not mess around with my stuff So I inhale and blow the Sam down! I'll teach him to not mess around with my stuff So I inhale... and I HUFF... and I PUFF... and... I... blow... the... Sam... (howl:) dooooooooooooooooooooown! (spoken:) And I do, too!

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